Friday, June 26, 2009

The King of Pop is dead, long live the King

10:38 AM mdk: Haven't been this sad since Britney shaved her hair.
10:38 AM csm: Because Cameron Diaz shaved hers in the tear-jerker "My Sister's Keeper" opening this weekend?
10:39 AM csm: Because Miley Cyrus said MJ was her inspiration?
10:39 AM csm: Because we'll never know where the other glove was now?
10:39 AM csm: Because Farah's posters will now be much more expensive?
10:40 AM csm: Because Farah and Ryan O'Neil never tied the knot before she died because she couldn't, as he requested of her, "Get out of that bed and get married"?
10:40 AM csm: Because now Neverland will have to become a museum and the sleep-overs we dreamed of in our youth will never happen?
10:41 AM csm: Because now Elvis will get a chance to punch MJ in the face for marrying his daughter?
10:41 AM csm: Because you'll have to get a refund for your tickets to the British shows?
10:42 AM csm: Because now, when you show up to work in a black sequined hat, short socks and one glove people will cry instead of smile?
10:42 AM csm: Because all that money spent on moonwalking lessons is wasted? Wasted, dammit! Wasted!!
10:43 AM csm: Because now a Charlie's Angel's reunion is as distant as a Beatles reunion?
10:43 AM csm: Because now Tito will have to sing "I'll be There" and it, somehow, just won't be the same?
10:44 AM csm: Because celebrities die in 3s, and with Ed MacMahon, Farrah, and MJ...Pauly Shore lives another day?
10:45 AM csm: Because Liz Taylor has added another soul to her devil's keychain of the dead and undead?
10:45 AM csm: Because we'll never know who Billy Jean's lover really was? (It was Quincy, it was always Quincy.)
10:47 AM csm: Because we'll be forced to watch interminable "Remembering Michael" shows ranging from Ellen to Oprah to primetime and even into late night?
10:47 AM csm: Because you just know Saturday Night Live is going to "go there". And it will be too soon. Way, way, too soon.
10:48 AM csm: Because Will Smith will have to play the "old MJ" in the biopic and his son will have to play "young MJ", and Jada Pinkett-Smith will be Janet and that will all be so wrong?
10:49 AM mdk: Don't make fun of the King of Pop!
10:49 AM mdk: Not today!
10:49 AM csm: The King of Pop is dead, long live the New King of Pop: http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/11/eminem-the-new-king-of-pop/

Thursday, June 18, 2009

We're Outnumbered, 2:1, not Counting the Microwave

There are no CRTs in our house any longer. A few months ago I took the last ones to the electronics recycling center. Couldn't give away a 17" CRT on craigslist nor freecycle.

Actually, that's not quite true. There is one old G3 iMac DV/SE that is unplugged and on the floor waiting for a data dump (next to a Kodak slide projector, waiting for same). Nonetheless, even discounting the comatose iMac, I count the blinkers and the breathers and "we" are outnumbered. Our home has a 2:1 computer/human ratio. That is, if you do count smart phones and do not count the Roomba robot (nor DVR, MP3 players, Amana, Kenmore, et al.). Include anything with a microchip in the census and, well, that war was lost a decade ago, I'm sure. Today that would include picture frames and light bulbs in addition to clock radios and automobiles.

Back to the things with keyboards/pads, and I note that in the Great Platform War we're divided on our systems 3/3 PC v. Mac. It tips 4/3 to the Mac if you count my iPhone as the Youngest One's Samsung smart phone is neither. Cheryl & I have our Macs from work, and we've a flat-panel iMac (largely unused) in the family room. The third Win platform (apart from the girls' laptops) is the Media PC hooked to the big screen for movies and gaming (aka The Stone Soup Blu-Ray Player), which is now running Win7 RC.

The shift to LCDs over CRTs was over before everyone in the house went to the blissful portability of a laptop. We also have 3 additional desktop PCs and their LCD screens unplugged and unused. While the girls shifted over to their laptops fairly readily, I believe it was the gradual decay of the desktop PCs--driven perhaps by malware?--that caused, one day, the switch to be left off. That, and unless you're gaming, or doing video-editing, there really isn't anything a laptop can't do that a desktop can't. Maybe the Youngest One would launch Hulu onto her 19" LCD desktop screen--but that's really a question of usable distance v. using the laptop's 5" smaller screen.

Three standalone inkjet printers tethered to those desktops and a flatbed scanner were replaced by one multifunction network printer last Xmas. You know, as I ponder it, the desktop as a USB printer host may have been the true anchor for those machines. Up until the network printer came online we were almost a "one person, one printer" household. I'd leave one desktop in the family room on with a shared USB printer, but the girls each had their own. Multiple printers, unless they're specialized (e.g., for photo printing, large format, duplex, etc.) aren't really economical. Especially if the host PC has to be on for them to work. Wireless network printing is the only way to fly.

As long as I'm describing the compute devices that don't have keyboards, I suppose I must include the Linksys/Cicsco NAS, with 2TB store--seemed like a good idea at the time, but has turned out to be a struggle. It doesn't appear that you can yet go DIY on a cheap NAS unless you hack the onboard linux kernel. Seems you only get a decent OS out of the box when you spend >$1k. The management UI is okay, but it just doesn't appear on the network from most devices. Interestingly, Win7 Media Player sees the media server library just fine, but Win 7 Media Center does not. Yep. Same machine, same network, same vendor. Different apps behaving differently.
From other Win systems or the Macs, only the FTP is available. The SMB/Wins hosts don't respond.

The sturdy WRT54G Wireless router has been serving yeoman duty, but is getting a bit long in the tooth. With Hulu in wide use in the house, and Netflix on Demand, the laptops and Media PC really need wireless-N. But what's surprising to me is that we have to have 10 ports open (and no, haters, the default "admin" is not the logon :^P ). The aforementioned laptops + Media PC + iMac, two smart phones w/wifi, our wireless "barn cam", and the printer. We had the barn cam port-forwarded to a DDNS server while the baby lambs were in the barn, but its been silent for a while. I'll have to set it up as a weathercam or something until it is next pressed into nursery duty.

I Hadn't done that kind of inventory in a while; I never would have guessed at that topology even five years ago. While we don't have exotic tech like a head-end 19" rack for our NAS, the need is also obviated by a reliance on wireless. There's a total of maybe 6' of Cat-5 in the whole house. I keep a spare line hanging off the router encase I need to reconfig, and the NAS is on a hardline as well.

Amazingly, the tech support load is low. Everyone is largely self-sufficient (the wireless/LAN printer driver addition to all computers was the most recent Big Change). That may be because I'm less available (or interested) in jumping into the fray when a small issue arises. And 7+ years with WinXP and OS/X breeds familiarity to the quirks and reset paths. The NAS is more a long-term project at this point as I return to poke at it when I think of it. I sometimes unplug it just because the fan is loud. Router or cable bridge reboots are rare.

Indeed, the only time all that tech causes me concern is when I get up at night for a glass of water and see all the LEDs blinking at me from various shelves and tables. The slow throb of an Apple notebook heartbeat light while it is asleep is kinda creepy. I've always said that as long as they have plugs, we'll still be in-control. Recharge over a wireless network? Not in my house. And if I ever hear the Roomba start up in the middle of the night on its own... Hmm. Maybe I'll put the wireless web cam to watching the Roomba in its dock. Just in case.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Don't Count Cadillac Out Yet

A friend tipped me to a pretty negative blog post about the Cadillac CTS Wagon, due to go on sale as a '10 model at the end of summer. It has been on sale in Europe, and Cadillac was going to bring it to the USA.

What started off in an email thread among friends really became a referendum on Cadillac and its role in the "GM Reinvention" world.

My friend wrote in the email thread, "I really, really wish GM would take Cadillac more in the direction of the Audis, Mercs, and BMWs of the world, but I think they are too afraid. And that's a shame, but I won't give up on them."

I submit that is Cadillac's answer to that wish:


Some see Cadillac's current position in the world market against the European luxo-sports lines half-empty, I see half-full. I think they are exactly aiming Caddy at the luxo-euros. This wagon is another example. Their halo car, the XLR, isn't a luxo-sedan, it is a two-seater, CLK and XJR in its sights (w/o BMWs Z8, you might ask them where they are, and wither Audi?).




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they competed at LeMans for a few years in LMP1 (though perhaps w/o enough guts to continue to lose to Audi--as everyone else did). And on of the most notable concept cars in recent years, the Cien, was a supercar beast. Perhaps the only exception in the Caddy line is the DTS. But you just don't walk away from all the fleet-luxo and old-school US money market. You'd be just as crazy to tell Benz to stop making limos. OTOH, perhaps they should make those into Buicks and break clean with some of the old brand identity. I'll take your point about oldsters in the Caddy ranks and I'll posit that the problem isn't in GM marketing per se, but in the old dealer network for Caddy. They're doing the frontline marketing and it may be that's where the polyester-and-gold walks in the door. And salesmen tuned to that audience may not know how to pitch a bimmer-class car.

I think Jaguar had a similar problem; they're only just coming out from under that "old wool and lace" market (for their sedans).

Here's a like anecdote: when we bought our Jimmy Suburban from Moore Buick/GM in Los Gatos, the guy who served us was a Buick salesman. He talked to us more about the interior and ammenities than the seating and pulling capacity, though those criteria were the first things out of our mouth. Unlike when we went to the Santa Cruz Dodge dealer, where the trucks were across the street from the Nissans and VWs and Dodge cars. That guy could talk locking hubs all afternoon.

A Caddy dealer experience that is more like BMW may be what's needed. Because they do have the cars:



And let's not forget a young man named "Andy Pilgrim" and what he did for Cadillac for a couple years in the Speed GT Challenge. Beat the sox off my favorite driver, Randy Pobst who pedaled an RS6 around the same circuits.

As far as the suspension settings/choices, that may be the Old Dealer effect I mentioned above. You can't blame Caddy for the option boxes their customers check, or for building what people are buying. But back to the specifics of that blog. What Banovsky wrote is that Caddy is suffering from having customers that it doesn't want, so it shouldn't make cars for them. Instead, it should make cars for a different market and try to woo them. And this market shouldn't be performance luxury sedans but hybrids and diesels and brand-badged Volts. Oh, wait, they're doing all those.



Well, maybe. Turns out in this climate that all the cards haven't hit the table. GM may quit on the diesel for Cadillac in europe (a huuuge mistake, IMHO):

You can chip at Caddy; there's certainly a lot of grist for the mill. I just object to poor automotive journalism because it doesn't take a whole lot of effort to actually make some good points (as you can see here :^> ). Instead, Banovsky is just setting up straw men to knock them down, and wrap it in a snarky New Englander finger-and-tongue wag.

Just read his summary: "The CTS Wagon....has been borne from misguided market research."

Wrong. They're competing successfully with this car in Europe, it is made in the USA, we export it, and it is a platform that could be a Voltwagen or use the Chevy/Escalade hybrid electro-trans. What's not to like about that? If they only sell 30k in the USA this year (and Banovsky never sees one in a parking lot while he's antiquing) then remember this: Porsche sells fewer Cayennes than that in the USA and those sales are what kept Porsche in the black.

Further, if that market can be drummed up then we're poised to go, rather than saying, "Gee, when all those folk stopped buying LX500s and M-class Mercs, why didn't we have something in the wagon segment they're all flocking to now?" That's how you lead. You get your troops in the right spot prior to the assault. I don't think it is wrong at all. I think its pretty smart. And actually, Banovsky makes a pretty good case for it in his own writing, if you can just stick to the facts and pitch the "Yankee common sense".