The King of Pop is dead, long live the King

10:38 AM mdk: Haven't been this sad since Britney shaved her hair.

10:38 AM csm: Because Cameron Diaz shaved hers in the tear-jerker "My Sister's Keeper" opening this weekend?

10:39 AM csm: Because Miley Cyrus said MJ was her inspiration?

10:39 AM csm: Because we'll never know where the other glove was now?

10:39 AM csm: Because Farah's posters will now be much more expensive?

10:40 AM csm: Because Farah and Ryan O'Neil never tied the knot before she died because she couldn't, as he requested of her, "Get out of that bed and get married"?

10:40 AM csm: Because now Neverland will have to become a museum and the sleep-overs we dreamed of in our youth will never happen?

10:41 AM csm: Because now Elvis will get a chance to punch MJ in the face for marrying his daughter?

10:41 AM csm: Because you'll have to get a refund for your tickets to the British shows?

10:42 AM csm: Because now, when you show up to work in a black sequined hat, short socks and one glove people will cry instead of smile?

10:42 AM csm: Because all that money spent on moonwalking lessons is wasted? Wasted, dammit! Wasted!!

10:43 AM csm: Because now a Charlie's Angel's reunion is as distant as a Beatles reunion?

10:43 AM csm: Because now Tito will have to sing "I'll be There" and it, somehow, just won't be the same?

10:44 AM csm: Because celebrities die in 3s, and with Ed MacMahon, Farrah, and MJ...Pauly Shore lives another day?

10:45 AM csm: Because Liz Taylor has added another soul to her devil's keychain of the dead and undead?

10:45 AM csm: Because we'll never know who Billy Jean's lover really was? (It was Quincy, it was always Quincy.)

10:47 AM csm: Because we'll be forced to watch interminable "Remembering Michael" shows ranging from Ellen to Oprah to primetime and even into late night?

10:47 AM csm: Because you just know Saturday Night Live is going to "go there". And it will be too soon. Way, way, too soon.

10:48 AM csm: Because Will Smith will have to play the "old MJ" in the biopic and his son will have to play "young MJ", and Jada Pinkett-Smith will be Janet and that will all be so wrong?

10:49 AM mdk: Don't make fun of the King of Pop!

10:49 AM mdk: Not today!

10:49 AM csm: The King of Pop is dead, long live the New King of Pop: http://www.tmz.com/2009/05/11/eminem-the-new-king-of-pop/